December 1

Monday December 1st is supposed to be the day that the President-Elect announces the name of his Secretary of State. All indications are that it will be Hillary Clinton. Unlike some conservatives I do not hate Hillary. As a matter of fact I respect some of the things she has been able to accomplish. She [...]

Porky’s Gold

Saddle up you pointy headed, book learnin’ intellectuals. Thar’s gold in them thar fat asses!!! It has become apparent that the hallowed halls of academia and others in the corporate world have begun to catch on to what Richard Simmons, Jenny Craig and Susan Powter knew years ago. There’s money in a fat mans jiggle. [...]

Giving Thanks

I spend a lot of time in this blog commenting about issues from the mildly annoying to the flat out, full blown “you have got to be shittin me” stuff. If you didn’t know better one might think I had no gratitude at all. Nothing could be farther from the truth. As we celebrate a [...]

Harmony Lost

Question: What happens when you govern your life according to a set of deep religious based core beliefs and use them to create a business founded on those core principles? Answer: You get sued. You spend millions of dollars defending yourself. You lose anyway. Such is the case of Dr. Neil Warren. You’ve probably seen [...]

I’ve Been Thinking

Hey world!!! I’ve been thinking. That’s all. I just wanted you to know that I’ve been thinking. I guess my question is would you like to join me? Oh, I know you think you’ve already been thinking. But if you have indeed been thinking then what in the hell were you thinking? It’s pretty obvious [...]

NCAA BS

In the grand scope of college football traditions this was not the Dartmouth bonfire or the University of Michigan vs. University of Minnesota Little Brown Jug. But in the grand scope of common sense, it will become an everlasting reminder of how little we have left. As of this past Saturday, the 63 year old [...]

Big Al Makes A Movie

Well now he’s gone and done it. Ayman al-Zawahri appeared in a video of the Al-Qaida version of “Cribs” called “Shithole Caves” and made disparaging remarks about Barack Hussein Obama, oops sorry, I mean He Whose Name Shall Not Be Spoken. Supposedly al-Zawahri, or Big Al as his peeps call him, is the second in [...]

Inevitably Inevitable

Some things in life are inevitable. It’s not that these things might happen, or even that they are really likely to happen. There are simply things in life that will happen, period, end of story. I don’t like them. Hell, I may even hate them and I may not want to accept them. But my [...]

BigFricken Education

Although many may consider me a prodigy the reality is that when I was born the only things I could do was eat, sleep, crap and cry. While those abilities were more than sufficient for a period of time, the older I got the fewer people there were that were impressed by that particular skill [...]

Un-American Dream

Allow me to begin with a direct quote of a piece from the Sunday Chicago Tribune, written by Kate Brumback an Associated Press writer:“ROSWELL, Ga. (AP) _ Like all illegal immigrants, Lorenzo Jimenez knew the knock on the door from immigration agents could come at any time.Still, he had enough faith in the American dream [...]