Big Al Makes A Movie
Well now he’s gone and done it. Ayman al-Zawahri appeared in a video of the Al-Qaida version of “Cribs” called “Shithole Caves” and made disparaging remarks about Barack Hussein Obama, oops sorry, I mean He Whose Name Shall Not Be Spoken. Supposedly al-Zawahri, or Big Al as his peeps call him, is the second in command of the Al-Qaida nation. I’m not sure how we know this hierarchy of Al-Qaida unless our embedded secret forces overheard the James Bond nemesis Blowfeld refer to him as Number 2. Which when you think about it could have actually been a slam, as in “I need to make……”.
At any rate Big Al called HWNSNBS a “house negro”. This has the American Democrat News Media with their collective Underoos in quite a bundle. Repeatedly, show after show, commentator after commentator, referred to the name calling used by Big Al as an offensive term and a racial slur. I happen to agree with them. I was not a BHO supporter or voter, but the man has been elected as my president and I will be damned if I allow some cave dwelling terrorist to call him a house negro. There will be plenty of time for that from American blacks in a year or two when they discover they still have to pay for their own gasoline and their mortgage debt has not been completely wiped clean.
The way the new media carried on about this comment would be comical if it weren’t so sad.
If Big Al and the other communication directors for Al-Qaida are not careful they could turn the American news media against them. There each of the news anchors sat, stern looks of deep concern with their “Free Huey” and “Power to the People” lapel pins on their freshly pressed tailored suits bemoaning the fact that Al-Qaida may actually be a racist organization. This classification would move Big Al and his homies down one rung below Terrorist/Murderer on the opinion ladder to the one occupied by the Klan, Skinheads and Republicans. They even had some nit wit terrorism “expert” discussing the racial tensions within Al-Qaida because they don’t pay the black African terrorists the same as they pay the Muslim Egyptian terrorists. This news flash would have created a traffic jam of lawyers heading for the airport, petitions and motions in hand, ready to file civil rights complaints in Africa if they weren’t afraid of being eaten.
To react with shock and awe at racism in an organization that scams mentally retarded women and children into blowing themselves up in crowded shopping markets and funeral processions is like being surprised that the Queen of England poops. It’s something you can be pretty sure of even if nobody mentions it.
The thing I find more interesting then what al-Zawahri said was how and why he said it. I’m not sure if the cave cul-de-sac where Big Al lives gets cable but he certainly has access to American television. I’m guessing when he’s not trying to figure out the shipping cost of a special limited edition Holiday Bedazzler from QVC he’s busy watching American news programs. He is watching and learning and has learned his lessons well.
First he learned from American celebrities like Madonna and Ozzy Osbourne that the more outrageous the statement the more likely you are to get it on the 10 o’clock news. I’m surprised he didn’t have the obligatory Bush as Hitler poster on the rock wall behind him in the video. Maybe his daughter has it up in her bedcave alongside the posters of David Hasselhoff and Snoop Dogg. Anyway, he also learned that if you need to get your name and message out to the unwashed masses, unless you’re the Roman Catholic Church, any publicity is good publicity. He Whose Name Shall Not Be Spoken spent millions of dollars in the closing week of the campaign to buy a half an hour of television time on the major broadcast networks. Big Al got that plus an additional 16 hours on every 24 hour news channel just by saying “house negro”. After all this media buzz I will bet you a shiny new nickel that at least 3 rap groups or rap stars will have albums titled “House Negro’ within the next 12 months.
It’s pretty easy to figure out why Big Al said what he said. One has to spend some time in quiet reflection to figure out how he knew what to say. These guys are not American English speakers. Number 2 and his band of merry misfits are not all that familiar with American culture and certainly would have no way of knowing what a “house negro” was or what it meant in American history or today. They had to learn that term. Where would he learn it you ask? Much like the anti-drug television commercial where the father finds his son smoking pot and asks “Where did you learn about this stuff?” The son looks him in the eye and says “From you. I learned it from watching you!”
While the news media is all a twitter over the term “house negro” when it is conferred onto the soon to be president, they were much less traumatized when the term was used to describe Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, Secretary of State Dr. Condoleezza Rice and Former Secretary of State Collin Powell. Were they less afflicted because these individuals were Republicans or was it because the name calling was being done by American blacks. It was no less offensive when the American blacks said it and probably was far more visceral. But yet it was reported with a wink and a nod.
This should serve as a reminder to all those who forgot during the orgasmic love fest that was the presidential election, that there are people out there that truly hate America. They want to hurt us in any way possible and they are not interested in negotiating. They will use whatever means necessary to inflict damage to everything that made this country great. Al-Qaida has made it clear, there may be change in America, but hatred knows only one road. The American news media and Democratic president-elect seemed to forget that these folks actually danced in the streets after they flew planes loaded with passengers into buildings loaded with innocent American souls.
It obvious that al-Zawahri feels he needs to be proactive when it comes to what his folks think of our new president. He felt he needed to do so because even though He Whose Name Shall Not Be Spoken was successful at convincing the American voting public he was not a Muslim, mostly by accusing anyone who spoke his full name as a racist, the Muslim world regards him as one of their own. I guarantee there is more than one Muslim home with the picture of BHO in his turban and full Muslim garb hanging in their wall.
Big Al and his Al-Qaida henchmen learned the term “house negro” from the American news media that covered it several years ago with much less howling and disgust. I guess it’s fortunate that they learned that phrase. Had they seen the Jesse Jackson open microphone incident regarding his comments on He Whose Name Shall Not Be Spoken they could have learned a whole new epithet.
