Boy, it sure is fun making fun of people. I love it. And if somebody has an accent, well imitating them can be hysterical no matter what words you say. You know how some jokes are only funny if you say them with a heavy Jewish accent, or talk like an old time steppin’ fetchin’ [...]
Like it or not, Barack Hussein Obama is the next president of the United States of America. Hats off to him and his campaign team for successfully running what must be the most nonspecific campaign since Jimmy Carter. Carter came in to run against Gerald Ford who was sacrificed at the political altar for the [...]
Of all the things I have been called in my life quirky is not one of them. Jerky yes, quirky no. I don’t believe that I have a great many quirks and I would say that the ones I do have are of the common garden variety. As a quirk is defined as an odd [...]
The power of advertising is a remarkable thing. I may be the only person in the world that is affected like this, but every time I smell diesel exhaust I think of Bays English Muffins. Now before you go breaking out the net and tranquilizer gun, let me assure you that I have papers signed [...]
