The sound you hear is the pitter patter of little carbon footprints. It doesn’t take long nowadays to figure out that we have collectively lost our freaking minds. The ever increasing craze to measure the carbon emissions on everything from cricket farts to Google internet searches has reached a new level of insanity. It’s not [...]
Pushing for peace doesn’t always work. Sometimes you have to fight for it. President Obama has dispatched his special Middle East envoy George Mitchell to once again attempt the impossible. Mitchell said he would “vigorously push for peace” insisting that Hamas stops doing what they have always done and also insisting that Israel stops trying [...]
First things first. President Barack Hussein Obama chose his very first television interview as commander and chief to be with Al-Arabiya, the Arab satellite television network. The president felt it was important that he got his message of change out to the Arab and Muslim world with the line “My job to the Muslim world [...]
“Take him back in the alley and lynch him” A comment meant to be funny that turned into a national news story. It was made by the very uncontroversial Golf Channel commentator Ms. Kelly Tilghman in what she had hoped would be a light hearted means to describe the only way most PGA tour professionals [...]
Do you think the President is a big Ethel Merman fan? Along with her famous rendition of “God Bless America” the Grande Dame of the Broadway stage is also remembered for belting out the lyrics to the Irving Berlin classic “There’s No Business Like Show Business”. Sing along if you know the words: There’s no [...]
Oh cry, you kids take a seat, eh. I’m guessing that was the line used by teachers at the Edison Middle school in Green Bay as they began to listen to the school PA system piping in their local WTAQ radio station for coverage of the Obama presidential inauguration. WTAQ is the local station that [...]
OK, all you fellow Brenda Lee fans, sing along: I’m sorry, so sorry. Please accept my apology. But love was blind. And I was too blind to see…….. The song is an absolute classic, as are most of the songs sung by sultry Ms. Lee. But it was being sung today before the Senate Finance [...]
Hope springs eternal. Unless you’re looking for results. I may have discovered the major difference between me and the throngs that are swooning with the inauguration of Barack Hussein Obama. It comes down to hope. The use of the word “hope” has played a huge part in the expeditious rise to power of this thoughtful [...]
On this, the first day of Barackus Maximus, I figured you might be a bit overwrought with BHO coverage so I thought I would write about something different. How about a big space fart! Fellow scientists, intergalactic enthusiasts, space travelers, time lords and Vulcan mind melders. Naa Noo Naa Noo Welcome to the regular NASA [...]
End of the line! The BHO Express having traversed 137 miles of countryside has arrived on track number nine in Washington DC. It seems like a pretty ostentatious display of energy waste for this stellar powered candidate and his commitment to conservation. But as has been the case for all of his campaign and the [...]
