When Barney Gets Bitchy
Maybe folks are finally catching on to the shell game.
Congressman Barney “It’s Fun To Stay At The YMCA” Frank made a road trip to what should have been friendly territory. He was giving another of his remarkably perjury laden speeches when all of a sudden the unthinkable happened. Somebody asked him to explain his actions.
Frank was at the Kennedy School of Government at Harvard University regaling the audience with his version of how Republicans and President Bush had destroyed all that we hold dear and the need for government to now make most of the daily decisions for private businesses. Being on a college campus I am certain Big Barney felt he was preaching to the choir until a student stood up and asked him how he could have pushed so hard for passage of the near trillion dollar stimulus package only to attack its passage later on.
Frank is the Chairman of the House Financial Services Committee and one of the leading architects of the Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac fiasco. He was a principle opponent to then President Bush’s efforts to institute oversight of the mortgage giants by creating a new oversight board within the Treasury Department. Said Barney at the time “The proposal reflected the administration’s belief that Congress neither has the tools, nor the stature for adequate oversight. “These two entities Fannie May and Freddie Mac are not facing any kind of financial crisis. The more people exaggerate these problems, the more pressure there is on these companies, the less we will see in terms of affordable housing”. Frank also thwarted efforts by Senator John McCain and Representative Elizabeth Dole to institute oversight leaving both proposals to die in his committee. Frank said these bills were “a solution in search of a problem”. This of course was just prior to Fannie and Freddie nearly collapsing the entire global economy and destroying the credit markets. Even though Barney’s comments and votes are part of the congressional record he continues to deny he did any of these things.
When confronted by the student Bend Over Barney immediately got his congressional thong in a twist and verbally attacked the young man stating how “This is an example of the right-wing’s efforts, frankly, to change the subject from getting regulation.”
Franks dismissal of the student met with disapproval from those present. One member of the audience chided Frank saying “Stop labeling and answer the question”.
Here’s where it gets good. Frank responded by saying “I am labeling, I think labels are important. And I think there is a systematic right-wing attack to try to divert the blame for deregulation.”
So you think labels are important do you Congressman? You have labeled yourself as a left handed gay Jew, but I think you are simply being modest. You are in fact so much more. Let’s see, what do you label a guy who hired a homosexual male prostitute as a congressional aide, illegally fixed 33 traffic tickets for the whore, used his congressional power to lobby the Virginia parole board on his behalf and claim to have no knowledge that the gay hooker was running his prostitution business out of your own house? A guy who abuses the power of his office for personal gain, has consistently been proven to be dead wrong on the issues, refuses to admit to his costly and dangerous actions and lies about everything else except his now celebrated deviant sexual behavior?
How about a left handed gay Jew mendacious corrupt pimp debauched bathetic degenerate fatuous criminal demagogue? Does that label work for you?
It might be a little long to fit on your business card, but If the Mary Jane fits………………
