Oh Baby!
Sincere thanks to the thousands that wrote to say they miss their regular dose of Big Frick. Unfortunately my schedule has gotten pretty crazy, but I hope to be able to continue to make at least semi-regular additions to the blog.
It’s not like there is nothing to write about.
We’ve got a president that is claiming his trillion dollar nightmare known as ObamaCare is already helping millions, even though none of the programs have been instituted yet. The most amazing thing is that he is able to say this stuff with a straight face.
We’ve got the regular Obama coat-holding media bashing all things Arizona for their life saving law that makes doing things illegal in Arizona illegal. What a concept!
We’ve got a plethora of evirno-nuts flying around the country in jet fueled jet planes calling for a ban on the off shore oil drilling that allows their planes to fly.
We’ve got yet another Muslim trying his best to blow up innocent Americans in the name of Jihad and a president that has banned the term “war on terror”. Maybe if Obama would just apologize again they would leave us alone.
We’ve got a candidate on the short list for the next Supreme Court Justice that has repeatedly had her judicial rulings overturned as being completely unconstitutional by the Supreme Court. It’s tough to take a Supreme Court Justice seriously when they have a worse record in the court than Larry Flynt.
We’ve got Nashville underwater while the White House remains conspicuously silent, desperately searching for a way to blame it on the Bush administration.
We’ve got new unemployment numbers that show the trillion dollar stimulus package has done absolutely nothing to stimulate and a White House frantically trying to spin that into good news. In the next few weeks when the current number is revised from 9.9% to back up over 10% they will claim that this makes it even better.
We’ve got the president’s approval rating deader than Michael Jackson, both of which were caused by the misguided actions of a black guy who didn’t know what the hell he was doing dabbling in the medical care.
So what do we write about? How about Sandra Bullock.
Yes, Sandra Bullock. America’s sweetheart. Oscar winner. And number one hot hottie on Big Frick’s list of women he would most like to disappoint.
It’s obvious this little cutie pop has a dark side, or at least likes her men to have a dark side. I thought at first when she married the motorcycle mad man Jesse James that either opposites really do attract, or maybe old Jesse wasn’t the same bad guy he portrayed in his public persona. James left his second wife, a convict porn star, to hook up with Bullock and together they formed what could only be described as a unique family unit.
At least on the surface, the private life for pretty little Sandra looked like all was well. Jesse cleaned up nice and made public appearances next to his mega-celebrity wife only occasionally looking like a turd in a bow tie.
But all that fell apart thanks to Jesse James public admission that he had contracted Tiger Woods Syndrome. A condition where a guy with a really, really hot wife has the uncontrollable urge to wallow in the pig pen. I don’t know what went on behind closed doors so I will withhold judgment on the how and the why, but thanks to a media that celebrates slutdom we can’t help but know the who.
But now it has come to light that while Sandy and Jesse were still man and wife, they were allowed to adopt a baby from New Orleans. Not just any baby, a black baby.
I am in no way condemning the adoption of a black kid by white parents. But who in the hell is doing the background checks in New Orleans? They gave a black baby to a woman married to man with swastikas tattooed on his chest, that had his picture taken in a Nazi outfit giving the Heil Hitler salute and is fighting his porn star ex-wife for custody of his kids. With Jesse James extensive police record and troubled past the Bullock-James family was no more eligible to adopt a baby than Manson family. Except, of course, for the celebrity status.
Why is it that People Magazine puts Bullock and her new baby on the cover and all the star struck media report glowingly about this wondrous bonding of mother and child and nobody even questions how a baby could be adopted by a family with this history and proven level of dysfunction.
Jesse is gone now. But somebody in New Orleans gave that man a baby.
And if that doesn’t scare the crap out of you than your either not paying attention or simply crapless.
Jesse James, Sandra Bullock
Yay! Nice to have you back, BF…
The fact that Angelina Jolie, that bobble-headed hottie with obvious mental challenges, is allowed to adopt an entire soccer team, is just as suspect. Celebrities fly under different legal skies, it seems…Throw enough money at a situation and it goes the way they want.