I hate when the doctor puts on the glove.
Any guy over the age of about 30 with a prostate knows exactly what’s coming next. Hold your breath, grab the backside of the examination table and hope that it’s over quickly. It’s never over quick enough and at least I have never even gotten a dinner [...]
The sound you hear is the pitter patter of little carbon footprints.
It doesn’t take long nowadays to figure out that we have collectively lost our freaking minds. The ever increasing craze to measure the carbon emissions on everything from cricket farts to Google internet searches has reached a new level of insanity.
It’s not so much [...]
Let me start by saying that I never won a blue ribbon at the grade school science fair. Usually whatever lame excuse I was able to assemble the night before the event and put proudly on display in the school gymnasium was good enough for a prominent place somewhere in the middle of the [...]
