Heating Up Copenhagen

Hey!  I’ve got an idea.
As the “life and death” 11 day summit on global warming marches on in Copenhagen, scientists are joining together in a single ominous voice to damn all of advanced society for the conveniences we so callously employ without thought of the fatal damage we are inflicting upon our fragile planet.
“I don’t [...]

Absence Of Evidence

And now, Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrre’s Ricky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can hear Doc Severinsen and the boys in the band striking up that familiar theme song now.
Hurricane Rick is stalking off the coast of Mexico and climatologists are dusting off their hurricane preparedness pamphlets for what will likely turn out to be yet another dud. To be sure old Rick is [...]

When Facts Get In The Way

Facts! We don’t need no stinking facts! When it comes to “global” warming you must first understand that everything you know is wrong.
That seems to be the premise on which most of the scientific reports are based. With volumes of data from points all over the globe, the manmade global warming factions [...]

The Dating Game

Headlines scream “Obama Date Night Draws GOP Fire” and “GOP Crying Foul Over Obamas Romantic Trip”.
Question: Why is the GOP making a stink over the Obamas flying to New York for a romantic evening?
Answer: Because the press won’t do it!
Barack and Michelle Obama jetted to New York City for a date night to dine at [...]

Gore-ing Us All

A word of caution to Republican legislators; the man who invented the internet is not a man to be trifled with!
Al Gore brought his global warming dog and pony show to Capitol Hill last week as the key speaker before the House Energy and Commerce Committee. The purpose of his visit was to discuss new [...]

Okay. It’s All My Fault

The latest report out of Britain reminds me of any conversation I have with Mrs. Big Frick. I’m never sure how we are going to get there, but I’m pretty confident that whatever the problem is it will end up being my fault.
Such is the case study being reported by the British newspaper The Sun. [...]

Global Warming Where The Sun Don’t Shine

I hate when the doctor puts on the glove.
Any guy over the age of about 30 with a prostate knows exactly what’s coming next. Hold your breath, grab the backside of the examination table and hope that it’s over quickly. It’s never over quick enough and at least I have never even gotten a dinner [...]