Ad Hoc

The power of advertising is a remarkable thing. I may be the only person in the world that is affected like this, but every time I smell diesel exhaust I think of Bays English Muffins. Now before you go breaking out the net and tranquilizer gun, let me assure you that I have [...]

A New Plan For The Fat Man

OK, it’s honesty time. I was getting out of the shower today and happened to glance in the mirror. Holy crap I’m fat. I am not plump or big boned or whatever else you want to call it. I am truly, truly fat. As a kid I was what was [...]