Okay. It’s All My Fault

The latest report out of Britain reminds me of any conversation I have with Mrs. Big Frick. I’m never sure how we are going to get there, but I’m pretty confident that whatever the problem is it will end up being my fault.
Such is the case study being reported by the British newspaper The Sun. [...]

Porky’s Gold

Saddle up you pointy headed, book learnin’ intellectuals. Thar’s gold in them thar fat asses!!!
It has become apparent that the hallowed halls of academia and others in the corporate world have begun to catch on to what Richard Simmons, Jenny Craig and Susan Powter knew years ago. There’s money in a fat mans [...]